I may seem like an asshole
but deep down I’m a good person
and even deeper down I’m a bigger asshole
Kimya Dawson hugging John Darnielle; or BEST PICTURE EVER.jpg
hogwarts will always be there to make you sad as fuck because it’s not real so you’ll never get one of those fucking letters or fly on a broom and cast spells and shit yet you still want to go there but you never will and this is some bullshit
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote
LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]
the gay agenda
or as i call it
why does girls give mixed signals??? did i just get in the friendzone?????? it’s a conspiracy on put upon Straight Males such as myself. girls they try to confuse. probably their feminine hormones
no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture
5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations
11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration
everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain
that is so fucking cute and hilarious